It's a slug. 3-4 inches long. It might not look quite that big in the picture, but Dennis is holding his hand a few inches above the mail that it decided to curl up on. I've never even heard of one this big. It's so disgusting, and it left its trails all over our porch.
We salted it and put it out to dry. Now I have to avoid looking at the sidewalk every time I go outside for fear that it's still shriveling up there.'
On a lighter note, look how sweet our boys are.
Mister Bungle goes shopping.